My name is Kai (like Okay not like Pie) .20. Cosplayer in the Toronto Area. Nerdfighter. Multi-Shipper. Gender: Fuck that noise Pronouns: Xe, Ze, She, He, so all Readers Reading
Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”
I have felt more fake boobs than real boobs, wow that is a super depressing realization..
if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS